So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
*sigh* these are my people
Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson on the defunding of NASA.
Its so true though
This man is my inspiration.
i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture
I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!
this is my new favourite post ever on anything
Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
"Working with Crystal is awesome. She’s a professional, she’s everything you would want an actress to be!" - Tyler Hoechlin